
Ahoy mateys and ‘earties!
Scurvy bilge rats and bonnie lasses, welcome to the land o’ fairy floss and aztec gold! I’m sure that yer be well aware of the fact that today be the official Talk Like a Pirate Day! Aye, it be one fine day for all of us. Some, I heard, even dresses like pirates on this day. Bein’ a pyrate miself, I already talk and dress like one, but all ye land lubbers out there wanting to be one, not having the guts, today’s yer lucky day! Try out the wonderful life of them legends of the sea. Aye, the sea is what a pyrate feels for the most in his life. But the sea contains danger even for us, the Krakken be the most dangerous one of all.. A hideous beast, I tell ya. With three dozen arms and a breath so terrible, that… well, I can’t be up here forever tellin’ dead mens tales or I’ll be a dead man miself. I be off to me ship now. We be havin a rum party on the freshly swabbed decks, and the grogs won’t last too long if I know the mutinious dogs I’m settin sail with correctly. So, now ye infamous bilge rats better get away from the sight o’ me eyes. Smartly!
Arr!
Pirate.Scriptum. Dont ferget to change the language settings of yer book o’ faces to ”English (pirate)”. D.S.




